Ellen Improves Your Airplane Seat


– I AM GLAD WE’RE INSIDE.
IT IS HOT OUTSIDE. OOH, ISN’T IT HOT?
IT’S VERY, VERY HOT. IT WAS SO HOT YESTERDAY,
I PUT ON A SWIMSUIT. I FILLED THE LITTLE KIDDY POOL
WITH ICE, AND I STUCK
MY FEET IN IT, AND THAT’S WHEN THE MANAGER
AT WALMART SAID, “PLEASE. LEAVE, LADY.” THE WEATHER IS SUPPOSED
TO GET BETTER THIS WEEK, BUT TODAY, I’M GONNA TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT’S– IT’S NOT GETTING BETTER. IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE IT’S GONNA
GET BETTER ANYTIME SOON, AND THAT IS FLYING. ANYBODY FLY HERE TODAY? [cheers and applause] YEAH.
WELL, NOT HERE. YOU DIDN’T FLY DIRECTLY
TO THE STUDIO, BUT TO LOS ANGELES. FLYING IS JUST–
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY YEAR, THE AIRPLANE SEATS
ARE CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER. DOESN’T IT
SEEM RIDICULOUS? PEOPLE ARE SQUISHED TOGETHER,
CAUSING A LOT OF PROBLEMS. A FEW WEEKS AGO,
THERE WAS A FLIGHT, AND THIS– IT WAS IN THE NEWS.
YOU PROBABLY SAW THIS. THE LADY TRIED
TO PUT HER SEAT BACK, AND IT WOULDN’T GO BACK
BECAUSE THE GUY BEHIND HER PUT SOMETHING ON
CALLED “THE KNEE DEFENDER.” HOW YOU HEARD
ABOUT THIS THING? I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT
UNTIL RECENTLY. THERE’S THIS LITTLE THING,
AND IT’S A REAL PRODUCT, AND I DON’T KNOW
WHO STARTED IT. BUT ANYWAY, YOU ATTACH IT
TO THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU, AND THE PERSON
CAN’T RECLINE THEIR SEAT. IT’S TERRIBLE.
I BOUGHT 12 OF THEM. [laughter and applause] THE LADY ON THE FLIGHT
ASKED THE GUY TO– I GUESS SHE FIGURED OUT
WHAT WAS GOING ON. SHE COULDN’T GO BACKWARDS. AND HE REFUSED TO TAKE IT OFF,
SO SHE THREW HER DRINK AT HIM. AND SO THANKS
TO THE KNEE DEFENDER, HE GOT EXTRA LEG ROOM
AND A FREE DRINK, SO IT WAS A WIN-WIN
FOR THAT GUY. YOU JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
WHEN PEOPLE THROW DRINKS AT YOU. SEVERAL AIRLINES
HAVE BANNED THESE, BUT OBVIOUSLY
THERE’S A DEMAND, SO I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING
CALLED “THE E-DEFENDER.” AND HERE’S WHAT MINE IS,
AND IT’S REALLY COOL. IT’S LIKE
THE KNEE DEFENDER, AND IT GOES ON THE BACK
OF THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU, BUT IT’S ACTUALLY–
LET ME SHOW YOU. IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE
YOU CAN STORE THINGS IN IT. MA’AM, DO YOU MIND
IF I PUT THIS BEHIND YOU? ALL RIGHT, ‘CAUSE– YOU CAN STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
THAT’S FINE. SO YOU CAN STORE THINGS. YOU CAN KIND OF CHARGE
YOUR CELL PHONE, YOU KNOW? AND–AND I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. YOU’RE LIKE,
“WHAT COULD THAT DO THAT, YOU KNOW, WOULD KEEP SOMEBODY
FROM RECLINING THEIR SEAT?” BUT IF YOU WOULD–
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? – MEEGAN.
– MEEGAN. TRY TO RECLINE YOUR SEAT. [audience exclaims] SO… [cheers and applause] THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, MEEGAN. [cheers and applause] THANK YOU. THANK YOU. LET THAT BE A LESSON
TO YOU, MEEGAN. THAT’S– THANKS FOR HELPING US OUT.
APPRECIATE IT. I KNOW IT’S TIGHT
ON AIRPLANES. I KNOW,
BUT STILL, WE SHOULD TRY TO BE KIND
TO ONE ANOTHER. IT’S WHAT I SAY ON MY SHOW
EVERY DAY, AND ANOTHER THING I DO
ON THE SHOW EVERY DAY IS DANCE.

100 Replies to “Ellen Improves Your Airplane Seat”

  1. What if that women who got thrown out of her seat got hurt and sewed Ellen and then Ellen loses her show. That would be so……..HILARIOUS.

  2. So far the only comments I see are people freaking out over how it's an actor and overreacting to it, like woah calm down, I haven't seen one person freak out over her flying across my screen yet.

  3. Everyone knows itโ€™s an actress but man if that was me and I broke something Iโ€™d be so greatful ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. 2:14 That was funny, at first I believed it until she flew in the air and didnโ€™t scream โ€œELLEN!โ€

  5. I've struggled with depression my entire life. Will you guys listen to the song I wrote about it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3VNZMjxCjQ

  6. I see more people complaining about people who didn't get it then people who actually didn't understand it

  7. I love you so much ellen but this was the most stupid thing on your show i ever saw and the very first time.
    Very bad.

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  9. that was a terrible terrible attempt to be funny. you should've thoght of lady's self-respect. you could've hurt her. not cool

  10. I think i died when she flew off even thought she was a actor

  11. That stunt woman must've been hurt sad though it was funny but i didnt laugh i felt her thats what making me laugh๐Ÿคฃ

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