Matesong (Official Video) Tourism Australia Ad 2019


– [Announcer] And we’re
live in three, two, one. (piano music) ♪ This year’s been tough and confusing ♪ ♪ But progress is moving ♪ ♪ Well at glacial pace ♪
– Sorry. ♪ But all of Australia loves you ♪ ♪ And we’ll never judge you ♪ – You just need some space. ♪ When you need an end to what ails ya ♪ ♪ Call on your friends in Australia ♪ ♪ A pal to rely on ♪ ♪ A shoulder to cry on ♪ ♪ In Australia ♪ ♪ We can turn off the news ♪ ♪ You can kick off your shoes ♪ ♪ We’ll play backyard cricket ♪ – Get ready.
– Get ready to lose! ♪ So throw in the towel ♪ ♪ You can use one of ours ♪ ♪ We speak your language ♪ – Except for the vowels. ♪ Yes we know you love your
fish n’ chips and your curries ♪ ♪ But hey that’s no worries ♪ ♪ Good grub’s guaranteed ♪ ♪ Negotiating tricky
trade deals is a shocker ♪ ♪ But look there’s a quokka ♪ ♪ And that’s what you need ♪ ♪ A quokka is literally what you need ♪ ♪ Glorious United Kingdom ♪ ♪ Lean on your wingmen and women ♪ ♪ We’ll clear your head ♪ ♪ Have a sausage in bread ♪ ♪ We’ll go to the beach ♪ ♪ Then we’ll tuck you in bed ♪ ♪ Don’t bite your nails to the cuticles ♪ ♪ Hang with impressive marsupials ♪ ♪ Helping a mate ♪ ♪ Is a national trait ♪ ♪ In Australia ♪ ♪ Yes when everything’s a test ♪ ♪ Call your besties across the ocean ♪ ♪ Sisters and brothers ♪ ♪ We know you think you’re above us ♪ ♪ But deep down you love us ♪ ♪ You just repress emotion ♪ ♪ But we’ll put you right ♪ ♪ Have another flat white ♪ – Go grab your cosies.
♪ Go grab your cosies ♪ ♪ You’re Aussies tonight ♪ ♪ Calling all Poms ♪ ♪ Keep calm carry on ♪ ♪ In Australia ♪ ♪ Australia ♪ – So, see ya soon then, yeah?

100 Replies to “Matesong (Official Video) Tourism Australia Ad 2019”

  1. as an australian tax payer im demanding to have details of how my money was spent 15 million for what and who got what , looks amateurish to me at best

  2. For the UK, assumed, come and warm up with us before a frosty Brexit? We definitely have a love affair with you pommy wankers. See you at Shepherds Bush for a pint too. We can talk about the last Ashes or the RWC.

  3. btw. can you take care of the fires please. animals are dying horribly and the world is watching and all we are thinking of is: do you guys not have the means to extinguish these motherfucking fires? Seriously?

  4. Don't bother coming here, we are a massive nanny state. Pubs close real early, booze is stupidly expensive, weed is absolutely nowhere near being legal, yet we have more problems than ever with alcohol related violence and drug use.

    Its like smothering your child to death with bubble wrap. The thought was there, but ya did the opposite.

  5. Yer come to Australia and breathe some fresh BUSHFIRE SMOKE in u'll love it!! Equal to smoking a pack a day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. It's not Kylie's fault what happens in her country! I think we all like to show the best of the place where we were born, remember that Kylie a few years ago participated in the concert to raise funds for the victims of the fires in 2009

  7. Seriously?? This i probably the worst promotion to visit Australia I have ever seen. Come to Australia where our land is either burning or being sold to the Chinese

  8. And I thought this was an advert for Fosters.
    Brill sarcastic way to start the new year.

    Poms, bring your own respirators, fire prevention gear and big yellow jackets!

    🙂

  9. Australia is so fucked right now. Most of the country is in flames. The housing market is insane (no one can afford to buy!). Food prices are astronomical, bills are astronomical and we've got the shittest government we've ever had!

  10. Australia is really boring country.
    Every thing expensive,no culture,no original food and Service is terrible.
    WI-FI connection is 1-2 mbps every time(you can see around 0.3mbps as well lol)
    If you wanna see beautiful nature and beach,just go HAWAI
    Australia has lot of national resources.
    That's why government don't have to improve Australia.
    Australia is Bloody Hell.

  11. I’m Australian and embarrassed by this ad. “ What you need is a quokka” , I mean this has got to be the worst line in the ad…,

  12. This is a great add pitched so to appeal to Brits. Australia is a beautiful country with strong ties to Britain.

  13. This is a comedy sketch right!!! who came up with this bright spark of advertising, it is juvenile at best… how embarrassing for real Australians. There is not one emotive aspect in this whole pitch, so I am afraid it FAILS>>!!! you have connected with nobody and probably irritated a whole lot of Aussies… in the process.

  14. Currently their are around 4000 people trapped on a beach in Victoria because of the fire. But yeah, come here to die in Australia

  15. This is all about Kylie nothing else.   Where are the kangaroos, emus and……?   Terrible, and a typical Kylie seductive creative seen it all before production.Shameless.

  16. Australia is just the best country in the world Australia, I would just so, so love to get back out there again one day.

  17. Oh 🙁 I love Kylie and this one is okay but the last advert in 2017 was way better and I would vote for it to be Australia’s national anthem

  18. This now just looks like a bizarre, surreal joke.
    The tourists that did come had to evacuate and will never return. The government seems to be obsolete and unwanted.

  19. Authorised By The Australian Government Canberra

    COUGH COUGH CANT SEE THE BUSH OR THE TREES FOR ALL THE SMOKE..
    BUT AIRLIE BEACH IS STILL OPEN AND DOING REAL WELL !

  20. Although this is meant for people who are thinking about going to Australia all I see are people from Australia in the comments

  21. I’m Australian and embarrassed by this ad. “ What you need is a quokka” , I mean this has got to be the worst line in the ad…,

  22. So proud to be Aussie… I’ve got this stuck in my head

    Mind you if this ad showed reality everything would be burnt. Except scomo’s coal mine.

  23. See you soon ? Er not at the moment thanks. Certainly not the time to show this….strange nasal voice, but yes a great body

  24. Is that the brexit bashing bloke from the last leg ..?? If so he can do one … kylie has still got it going on though …

  25. When I came to Australia in 1995 I spent much of my life feeling excluded in school and so on because of my brown skin. Fast forward to 2019, this ad reinforces that same feeling. It continues to baffle me what people see in this place, but hey I guess this ad is appealing to Britons, who probably don't give a shit because they're too busy taking the piss.

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